Master Bullshit Artist

I don't mean to mock my friends (and myself), but a good proportion of MBAs I've met so far are foobar.

The word 'analysis' should never be mixed up with spending five fifteen minutes considering a problem from different angles. MBAs somehow think they sound smarter and more like an expert when they use the word 'analysis' (when they really ought to use 'overview').

Staying up all night adding graphics and animations to a presentation is also retarded. That type of work should be minimal or left to an UI artist. It is good content that matters! And good content in most cases ought to be dumbed down into bullets that can be understood. Not by using words like incentivize, world-class, hedge, and synergism unless absolutely necessary.